Also, Alexia is bringing Geurdy, who is about to start chemo, to pray to Guadalupe, the saint she credits with saving her son’s life. It’s a beautiful scene in the church, as the women cry and clutch each other for support.
It is incredible that a few hours later, these same women cruise along on a boat while Julia cries about the trauma of discovering her dead son’s body, Alexia crying out alongside her, while in the front of the boat Adriana is taking selfies and encouraging everyone to sing along with a mariachi band that is drowning out Geurdy vomiting into a bucket, while Lisa and Kiki argue about whether Lisa throwing sandwiches at some dogs living in the homes they pass is offensive. As previously stated: Housewife perfection.
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It must have been witchcraft that made Adriana think it would be a good idea to compare twisting her ankle to the car crash that gave Alexia’s son a traumatic brain injury. Before the trip, she and Julia visited a Cuban botánica for protective tokens, but maybe she also picked up a cursed object?
Lisa Hochstein holds a vaulted position among Housewives. Many women in this franchise have been cheated on. Truly. So, so many. But not since Camille Grammer, in a show-stopping red gown, accompanied a philandering Frasier from Cheers to the Tony Awards has a Housewife been divorced with such panache.
Larsa is launching Larsa Marie jewelry in a pandemic, so she rents a house in the Hamptons with a big gorgeous deck and invites a small handful of influencers to take pictures of the pieces. But first, a couple nights of partying for the ladies. There is the usual room scuffle, with everyone sharing besides Larsa, because she needs to share the master with her jewelry.
Victoria’s Secret Angel Joanna Krupa is getting married, most likely. The women are stopping on the way to her wedding in San Diego, in a truly opulent suite, rooftop infinity pool and all, to throw her a bachelorette party. Apparently, supermodels are so naturally beautiful that they don’t have to fret about getting proper sleep and hydration the night before their wedding festivities.
Two households, both alike in dignity, one by the bay and one by the sea. The wives are divided into two teams and the scene is set to tear two lovers apart. Alexia Echevarria, and her allies, pretend to wonder whether she should tell celebrity dentist Karent that her long-distance boyfriend, Rodolfo, has another girlfriend.