Adriana makes a hilarious statement by stripping down and getting in the master bathtub for a swim before Larsa can even unpack. Marysol proposes a game of “who do you trust the least” as a thin pretense for telling Nicole she does not trust her.
Julia, who has traveled with her own eggs, teaches the gals how to do a vodka shot Russian-style, and ends up with her head in the toilet, Russian-style. Alexia declares that they should call 911. “I call 911 for everything”, she explains. “They know me.”
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Of all the histrionic, wild, life-threatening boat trips a group of Housewives have taken, this one to an island of dead dolls is the most outlandish. Retire boat trips. No one will do it better. The Miami ladies are in Mexico City to watch Adriana perform at gay pride.
It must have been witchcraft that made Adriana think it would be a good idea to compare twisting her ankle to the car crash that gave Alexia’s son a traumatic brain injury. Before the trip, she and Julia visited a Cuban botánica for protective tokens, but maybe she also picked up a cursed object?
Lisa Hochstein holds a vaulted position among Housewives. Many women in this franchise have been cheated on. Truly. So, so many. But not since Camille Grammer, in a show-stopping red gown, accompanied a philandering Frasier from Cheers to the Tony Awards has a Housewife been divorced with such panache.
Victoria’s Secret Angel Joanna Krupa is getting married, most likely. The women are stopping on the way to her wedding in San Diego, in a truly opulent suite, rooftop infinity pool and all, to throw her a bachelorette party. Apparently, supermodels are so naturally beautiful that they don’t have to fret about getting proper sleep and hydration the night before their wedding festivities.
Two households, both alike in dignity, one by the bay and one by the sea. The wives are divided into two teams and the scene is set to tear two lovers apart. Alexia Echevarria, and her allies, pretend to wonder whether she should tell celebrity dentist Karent that her long-distance boyfriend, Rodolfo, has another girlfriend.