Lounging by the pool at a resort as bright and beautiful as Barbieland, she spills the lurid details of Lenny’s “Instagram Ho” mistress, his demand that she move out of his house, and his intention to squire his mistress to F1 events to a gaggle of shrieking women in large hats.
In that moment, any one of those women would have murdered Lenny and buried his body where it would never be found, She only had to ask. As her divorce stretches into its third season, she is likely wishing that she had.
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Of all the histrionic, wild, life-threatening boat trips a group of Housewives have taken, this one to an island of dead dolls is the most outlandish. Retire boat trips. No one will do it better. The Miami ladies are in Mexico City to watch Adriana perform at gay pride.
It must have been witchcraft that made Adriana think it would be a good idea to compare twisting her ankle to the car crash that gave Alexia’s son a traumatic brain injury. Before the trip, she and Julia visited a Cuban botánica for protective tokens, but maybe she also picked up a cursed object?
Larsa is launching Larsa Marie jewelry in a pandemic, so she rents a house in the Hamptons with a big gorgeous deck and invites a small handful of influencers to take pictures of the pieces. But first, a couple nights of partying for the ladies. There is the usual room scuffle, with everyone sharing besides Larsa, because she needs to share the master with her jewelry.
Victoria’s Secret Angel Joanna Krupa is getting married, most likely. The women are stopping on the way to her wedding in San Diego, in a truly opulent suite, rooftop infinity pool and all, to throw her a bachelorette party. Apparently, supermodels are so naturally beautiful that they don’t have to fret about getting proper sleep and hydration the night before their wedding festivities.
Two households, both alike in dignity, one by the bay and one by the sea. The wives are divided into two teams and the scene is set to tear two lovers apart. Alexia Echevarria, and her allies, pretend to wonder whether she should tell celebrity dentist Karent that her long-distance boyfriend, Rodolfo, has another girlfriend.