Money can’t buy you class, but it can buy you a vacation.

Everyone thinks they are heading to Angel's house but instead their first stop is a rental. Angel starts things off with some shade, assigning Gizelle and Ashley to the smallest room in the house with two single beds and no bathroom. Gizelle is sour from the start and immediately starts looking at alternate accommodations. Later that night Gizelle informs Angel their house has no running water.

Amanda spends way too long talking about her business and what she does to which Kathy replies with “that’s great”, meaning she either wasn’t listening or didn’t understand, according to Kyle. Once Amanda finally stops talking, Jennifer Tilly redirects the group to the question they actually care about: who is the man in crocs? Amanda continues testing patience with ceremonial-grade matcha demands, nonstop business calls, and a habit of one-upping every conversation with designer accessories. Rachel reaches her limit. Erika never cared.

Angie and Lisa immediately descend into battle over who owned a Cartier watch first and who’s logged more Porsches, while Meredith spirals because the group forced her to hang up on her son on Mother’s Day. Meanwhile, Angie tells Britani she’s embarrassing for trademarking her line, as if intellectual property disputes are what the Parthenon was built for. True to form, Angie can’t make it through a trip without brutally injuring herself, the women get kicked out of a restaurant and removed from the spa. Still, they managed to squeeze in the obligatory flying-dress photos — proof that if you pose hard enough, you can pretend the vibes weren’t in shambles.