Whether that same magic also caused Adriana to tell Marysol that her ex had confessed to never loving Marysol is unclear. That might be more of a personality issue. The resulting fallout meant that the group was split in two for most of the trip, even eating dinner at two separate tables mere feet apart.
The one time they did come together was at the behest of their hired healer, to stand at the shore and scream into the black abyss that contained the ocean. Of course, this is where Adriana twisted that ankle to begin with, so it may not have been so healing.
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Of all the histrionic, wild, life-threatening boat trips a group of Housewives have taken, this one to an island of dead dolls is the most outlandish. Retire boat trips. No one will do it better. The Miami ladies are in Mexico City to watch Adriana perform at gay pride.
Lisa Hochstein holds a vaulted position among Housewives. Many women in this franchise have been cheated on. Truly. So, so many. But not since Camille Grammer, in a show-stopping red gown, accompanied a philandering Frasier from Cheers to the Tony Awards has a Housewife been divorced with such panache.
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