At the Bucks game, Angie, the “Greek Freak”’s number one fan, decides she needs to be a good friend tells Britani that her brow girl is getting DM’s from Britani’s best friend slash boyfriend slash Osmond family heir, Jared. This makes Britani question the sincerity of Jared O’s previous IG post from a Costco run that indicated he liked her.
Then, while at the Miller beer cave, Heather tells Whitney that Meredith is getting DMs that Whitney’s jewelry brand, Prism, may not just be copycatting Meredith’s jewelry line but is also accusing Whitney of copycatting jewelry designs from Alibaba – the worst thing that could happen to someone in retail. The women head back to SLC with nothing resolved but with Mary Cosby’s life hack to avoid public restrooms by “Get a tampon. You will not have to pee the whole time."
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The trip to Palm Springs for Todd and Bronwyn’s anniversary wasn’t a normal housewife trip; no, it was a couples trip, and the husbands came to play… beach volleyball, and defend their spouses' honor.
It’s hard to imagine now but, believe it or not, the seismic, fourth-wall-breaking reveal that new Housewife Monica Garcia is internet troll Reality Von (Tea)se was precipitated by a fight over whether Angie is in the Greek Mafia. As the women, dressed up as Pirates, ate dinner in a cave, a mustached Monica insisted that Meredith was behind the DMs she was getting about Angie.
Trixie Mattel, and her pink candied motel, deserved a better class of guests. First, Whitney checks in ahead of the hostess so that she can sneak Angie K. onto the trip, then Heather has too many espresso martinis and throws up all over it.
This San Diego trip was Jen’s last before pleading guilty and reporting to federal prison, and there were so many party fouls and acts of violence. First, Jen, upset about the room assignments in the gorgeous home Angie K. found for them, dumped a glass of champagne on Angie’s fresh blowout as a “joke.” Later, on a boat trip, Jen chucks Angie’s shoes over the side.
Jen Shah’s passport has been seized by the legal system, so this season’s cast trips can’t go far. Arizona it is! The first thing on the itinerary is a backyard visit from a healer, which doesn’t heal anyone so much as it opens wounds between Lisa and Meredith after Lisa’s hot mic disaster last season.
It is a testament to these remarkable women that Mary Cosby falls asleep mid-conversation while Whitney Rose, wearing a Bavarian costume, accuses her of being a bad friend and also of serving as the head of a financially abusive cult, and it’s the least memorable thing that happens on this vacation.