When they arrive at Wedding Cake Mansion, the women are greeted by a number of cherub busts and an owner who informs them the place is haunted. After a scramble to divvy up some truly charming rooms, amateur mortician Phaedra spots a hearse giving a haunted Savannah tour and flags the driver, Peg Leg Ron, down to admire his wares.
Somehow Peg Leg Ron is not the most memorable moment of this trip, because he is easily topped by Porsha Williams, granddaughter of civil rights hero Hosea Williams, revealing that she believes the Underground Railroad to be an actual train.
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Kenya Moore is one of the most beautiful, vivacious, and witty creatures to ever grace a reality television program, and on this trip she is desperately trying to get married to a human thumb of a man named Walter. Even worse, she plans to goad him into eloping by flirting with Phaedra’s husband Apollo right in front of everyone.
Housewife trips have been described in many ways: scary, wild, booze-soaked, contentious, from hell, etc. South Africa is probably the only one that could be described as moving. Sure, there were catered lunches out in the wildlife park, and safari rides to let the women ogle beautiful animals (not to mention flummox their guide by asking where the Indian tigers are), but the highlight was visiting a nearby orphanage.
As Cynthia’s bachelorette weekend kicks off, there is one question on everybody’s lips: What happened on that bus? Kim Zolciak and NeNe Leakes almost came to blows aboard Kandi’s tour bus because NeNe called Kim’s assistant Sweetie a “slave.” Instead of greeting the bride, they stand in the driveway of notorious Miami creep Thomas Kramer’s Star Island home bickering while Kim smokes.