The Olive Boutique Hotel

San Juan, Puerto Rico
Real Housewives of
Atlanta
season
7
| episode(s)
10
In a bid to become a full-time housewife, Demetria McKinney, and her rich boyfriend Roger Bobb, fly all the women to Puerto Rico to see her concert. But one season wonder Claudia Jordan is the star of the trip as the newbie who finally comes for NeNe.

After watching NeNe and Phaedra giggle and laugh about Demetria’s fledgling music career, she cuts right through the shade and calls them petty and rude. Long-time housewives Cynthia and Kandi are in awe of Claudia’s “reads”.

Claudia is resplendent, with her kicky bob and bright pink lip, as she sips her cocktail calmly and informs NeNe “When you were my age, you still had edges.” In the end, Demetria’s thirty-minute concert is a smash, even if the women she invited to see it were twenty minutes late.

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