The Lawhill Luxury Apartments

Cape Town, South Africa
Real Housewives of
Atlanta
season
4
| episode(s)
12-15
Housewife trips have been described in many ways: scary, wild, booze-soaked, contentious, from hell, etc. South Africa is probably the only one that could be described as moving. Sure, there were catered lunches out in the wildlife park, and safari rides to let the women ogle beautiful animals (not to mention flummox their guide by asking where the Indian tigers are), but the highlight was visiting a nearby orphanage.

After being thoroughly charmed by the children’s dancing and singing, the wives cleared the shelves of a nearby supermarket, donating cartfuls of food and toiletries. Which is not to say there wasn’t ridiculousness! Perpetual friend-of Marlo and Shereé got into a fight (about sugar daddies) that was so vicious it transcended words.

For several minutes, they communicated on a level that only required high-pitched sounds.

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