Everything starts off so well, with the women taking a class to learn Bucking, a dance style pioneered by HBCU majorettes. Then, after upbraiding her friends about what she considered to be inappropriate casual wear, Kenya escorts the women to a reception being held for the game weekend, only to find that they are probably the nicest dressed people there.
In fact, they are so famous and fabulous that they, and their cameras, are asked to leave for being too disruptive. In the end, poor Kenya wakes up with a fever and is instead taken away in an ambulance. The surprise is that there is no performance.
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Kenya Moore is one of the most beautiful, vivacious, and witty creatures to ever grace a reality television program, and on this trip she is desperately trying to get married to a human thumb of a man named Walter. Even worse, she plans to goad him into eloping by flirting with Phaedra’s husband Apollo right in front of everyone.
Housewife trips have been described in many ways: scary, wild, booze-soaked, contentious, from hell, etc. South Africa is probably the only one that could be described as moving. Sure, there were catered lunches out in the wildlife park, and safari rides to let the women ogle beautiful animals (not to mention flummox their guide by asking where the Indian tigers are), but the highlight was visiting a nearby orphanage.
As Cynthia’s bachelorette weekend kicks off, there is one question on everybody’s lips: What happened on that bus? Kim Zolciak and NeNe Leakes almost came to blows aboard Kandi’s tour bus because NeNe called Kim’s assistant Sweetie a “slave.” Instead of greeting the bride, they stand in the driveway of notorious Miami creep Thomas Kramer’s Star Island home bickering while Kim smokes.