The Hard Rock Hotel Punta Cana

Punta Cana, Dominican Republic
Real Housewives of
New Jersey
season
3
| episode(s)
17
There can only be one Punta Princess, as Kathy Wakile points out, but both Teresa and her sister-in-law Melissa Gorga want the title. An argument could be made that Melissa deserves the crown solely for the way she hung her head out the airport van window and hollered at the men who, having just landed in the country were now peeing on the side of the highway, “Have some claaaaaaaass!” On the first day’s boat trip, Melissa and Teresa, and their respective Joes, have a tense pose-off in their bikinis.

But it’s Kathy who brings the drama when she tells Teresa, who is opening a restaurant, that she could never open a restaurant because it would take her away from her children.

Greg Bennett, there along with the Manzo kids, is that rare fan who gets a front-row seat to a housewife fight, and he delights in giving commentary on the performance of his “beloved Kathy.”

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