The Ani Villas

Little Bay, Anguilla
Real Housewives of
Atlanta
season
5
| episode(s)
6-8
Kenya Moore is one of the most beautiful, vivacious, and witty creatures to ever grace a reality television program, and on this trip she is desperately trying to get married to a human thumb of a man named Walter. Even worse, she plans to goad him into eloping by flirting with Phaedra’s husband Apollo right in front of everyone.

Phaedra is so famously not having this, that she comes to the pool wearing a fishnet as a cover-up, and little else. Kenya is fighting for her life with Porsha too, who thinks she is a has-been. Never one to miss an opportunity to be great, Kenya gives the camera a twirl and declares herself “Gone with the Wind fabulous!”

Kenya’s final tally? Husbands, zero. Iconic taglines that will be joyfully quoted by girls and gays for years, one.

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