Phaedra is so famously not having this, that she comes to the pool wearing a fishnet as a cover-up, and little else. Kenya is fighting for her life with Porsha too, who thinks she is a has-been. Never one to miss an opportunity to be great, Kenya gives the camera a twirl and declares herself “Gone with the Wind fabulous!”
Kenya’s final tally? Husbands, zero. Iconic taglines that will be joyfully quoted by girls and gays for years, one.
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Everyone knows the best way to get from Atlanta to Las Vegas is to fly to LA, rent a bus, and drive four hours to the strip. Unless you are NeNe, the host, who arranges to fly first class from LA. The other women let it slide, because she is starring on a sitcom and therefore the most famous person on the cast.
Housewife trips have been described in many ways: scary, wild, booze-soaked, contentious, from hell, etc. South Africa is probably the only one that could be described as moving. Sure, there were catered lunches out in the wildlife park, and safari rides to let the women ogle beautiful animals (not to mention flummox their guide by asking where the Indian tigers are), but the highlight was visiting a nearby orphanage.
As Cynthia’s bachelorette weekend kicks off, there is one question on everybody’s lips: What happened on that bus? Kim Zolciak and NeNe Leakes almost came to blows aboard Kandi’s tour bus because NeNe called Kim’s assistant Sweetie a “slave.” Instead of greeting the bride, they stand in the driveway of notorious Miami creep Thomas Kramer’s Star Island home bickering while Kim smokes.