Sure, there is a little friction: Gizelle accuses Karen of faking an ulcer and Karen says that Gizelle’s boyfriend lives in her phone, but these are mere ripples. The wave of drama comes crashing in during Gizelle and Ashley’s dominatrix party.
Housewives have historically had some of their most vicious arguments while dressed up, Vicki screaming at Gretchen while dressed for an 80s-themed Bunko party comes to mind, but this is definitely the first time a housewife (Candiace) has learned that her friend (Ashley) wrote a character statement to be used against her in a criminal trial while wearing a black mask with cat ears and a mouth opening large enough to accommodate a ball gag.
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Mia invites everyone to Lake Norman, where she lived after high school because Inc. was transferred to the Lake Norman radio station, thus cementing her love of Lake Norman and her status as LN’s queen. The trip quickly turns into Wendy’s 40th birthday celebration, and everyone agrees that it is a snooze.
Women can’t win no matter what they do. This girl's trip was all about the women criticizing each other about how they present themselves to the world.
In the tradition of the many great trips that came before, this one starts with a fight about rooms.
Karen, the Grande Dame herself, takes Ashley under her wing. She’s going to teach her how to be a hostess. First lesson? Don’t let Gizelle give you a hard time about putting her in a twin double with a busted air conditioner. Ashley nails it.
Karen Huger is triple-twenty, which is how The Grande Dame turns sixty. Somehow, she has never worn a swimsuit on screen, but the editors include a snap from her social media to let us mere mortals in the audience know that Mrs. The Black Bill Gates is impossibly snatched for any age. Ashley celebrates by taking her to… Chicken Shit Bingo.
For a show about women, there sure is a lot of talk about everyone’s man. This trip does not pass the Bechdel Test! Of course, Peter Thomas of “stay out of women business” fame (thank you NeNe!) is helping to stir the pot. Not content to cause problems in Cynthia Bailey’s life, he wants to make both Mia and Wendy’s lives worse for having known him.
Good Vibes Only, or GVO, was the mandate handed down from hostess Dr. Wendy Osefo for this couple's trip. For the most part, the husbands took it to heart. Not so for Candiace and Mia!
The best Housewives have a brand, and Robyn Dixon is no exception. Her brand is late. When it comes to sleeping in and being the last to arrive, she’s the best to ever do it. Robyn is the Michael Jordan of texting “On my way! Traffic!” while still in a bathrobe. Of course she misses her flight and has to give room assignments over the phone.
Gizelle Bryant takes the ladies of Potomac back to her roots in New Orleans. If one wants to understand what makes Gizelle tick, they have to eat Creole food, meet a giant alligator named Brutus who has been alive longer than anyone can remember, dance in a second line, and, of course, meet her dad Curtis.
Monique has a French name and an essential oils business, and that’s two reasons for her to celebrate her birthday in Cannes. No sooner has everyone unpacked and met for a bite, than Ashley is accusing Karen of living in a townhouse instead of the palatial home she entertains in. She denies it, but there is blood in the water.