When they finally roll into town, the first stop is a strip club. As NeNe says, she loves Vegas because you don’t have to wear panties. The dancers shower the wives with lap dances, NeNe reminds everyone that she was stripping when she met Greg, and Phaedra compliments the dancers’ shaving technique.
Porsha pouts from the outside, because her husband Kordell has not given her permission to go to a strip club. He does allow her to attend Kandi’s Bedroom Kandi demonstration, but she doesn’t buy any Kegel balls.
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Kenya Moore is one of the most beautiful, vivacious, and witty creatures to ever grace a reality television program, and on this trip she is desperately trying to get married to a human thumb of a man named Walter. Even worse, she plans to goad him into eloping by flirting with Phaedra’s husband Apollo right in front of everyone.
Housewife trips have been described in many ways: scary, wild, booze-soaked, contentious, from hell, etc. South Africa is probably the only one that could be described as moving. Sure, there were catered lunches out in the wildlife park, and safari rides to let the women ogle beautiful animals (not to mention flummox their guide by asking where the Indian tigers are), but the highlight was visiting a nearby orphanage.
As Cynthia’s bachelorette weekend kicks off, there is one question on everybody’s lips: What happened on that bus? Kim Zolciak and NeNe Leakes almost came to blows aboard Kandi’s tour bus because NeNe called Kim’s assistant Sweetie a “slave.” Instead of greeting the bride, they stand in the driveway of notorious Miami creep Thomas Kramer’s Star Island home bickering while Kim smokes.