Having heard that LeeAnne has called her an alcoholic, she sets out to provoke a confrontation by… getting very drunk on Dill Schnapps and hoping LeeAnne points it out. Hilariously, she doesn't, and so Brandi not only does not get her moment, she spends the night throwing up the Michelin Star dinner Cary treated her to.
Cary’s ancestral home is beautiful. The wives ride bikes along the canal, party at Tivoli Gardens, and strip down to take a traditional cold plunge. However, the highlight of the trip is watching Kameron unpack. She has brought pajamas for each day, a bag of snacks, and sneakers she hates because some of her shoes “have a two-hour limit.”
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The lakeside setting was serene and peaceful, but the atmosphere was tense. Hostess Kary Brittingham tries to set the tone by apologizing to newcomer, and first Asian American Housewife of Dallas, Tiffany Moon, for any times Tiffany may have “felt” bullied by her. She lets Tiffany know that she wants her to feel love and acceptance.
It is too hot in Bangkok. These women have lost their minds. First, D’Andra brings one of her frenemy LeeAnne’s L’Infinity dresses with her and films a scene making fun of her and Kary’s attempts to put it on. When they finally arrive at dinner, they cannot stop laughing at how hard the dress is to put on, to the extent that Brandi actually tells them they are being hella mean.
Eduardo’s house is stunning, if two hours from the airport by bus. As per usual, there are room shenanigans. Kary, the hostess, thinks it will be fun to share beds. LeeAnne thinks that having a bed to oneself is where the real fun is, and Kary’s feelings are hurt.
Kameron’s Beaver Creek home is palatial and decorated like a medieval hunting lodge. There is a bowling alley and an elevator, which brings a certain level of drama when storming off to one’s bedroom after yelling at someone about bashing an adopted baby.
LeeAnne is running around Playa Del Carmen with a secret engagement ring and a boob job so fresh that it is still bleeding. Even more ominous? While preparing for her surgery, she told Brandi that Cary’s husband “gets his d*&@k sucked at the Round-Up”, a secret that somehow takes several days to come out.