Naturally, D’Andra Simmons, who is not mentioned in the toast, will not stand for this. She takes Tiffany aside and explains that Kary can’t be serious about her apology because, well, Kary had a fight with D’Andra and therefore there is no way she can be a nice person. It’s a waterproof argument, but Tiffany wasn’t having it.
Nor was Kary, who was eavesdropping. She proposes another toast the next night, this time letting D’Andra know that she can un-invite herself from this trip if she doesn’t like the hostess.
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It is too hot in Bangkok. These women have lost their minds. First, D’Andra brings one of her frenemy LeeAnne’s L’Infinity dresses with her and films a scene making fun of her and Kary’s attempts to put it on. When they finally arrive at dinner, they cannot stop laughing at how hard the dress is to put on, to the extent that Brandi actually tells them they are being hella mean.
Eduardo’s house is stunning, if two hours from the airport by bus. As per usual, there are room shenanigans. Kary, the hostess, thinks it will be fun to share beds. LeeAnne thinks that having a bed to oneself is where the real fun is, and Kary’s feelings are hurt.
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LeeAnne is running around Playa Del Carmen with a secret engagement ring and a boob job so fresh that it is still bleeding. Even more ominous? While preparing for her surgery, she told Brandi that Cary’s husband “gets his d*&@k sucked at the Round-Up”, a secret that somehow takes several days to come out.