Miami Mansion

Miami, Florida
Real Housewives of
Atlanta
season
8
| episode(s)
6-7
We knew this trip was fated to be wild when Shamea gave a tour of the rooms wearing a gold bikini and heels. Kim Fields, who had never been away from her family for more than a night, was not ready. The rest of the women were just pumped to have childcare and a suitcase full of macramé cover-ups.

They hopped on a boat, dancing up a storm in their bikinis, while Kim called her husband. They disembarked to find a dance party, and danced some more, except for Kim. They invited cute Latin guys to come up to the restaurant with them, while Kim broke down in tears at the thought of women dancing with other women and not their husbands.

But then there was a scary moment where one of the men they invited back to the house got aggressive and shoved Tammy, his own aunt, to the floor. That was it. Kim was on a flight home.

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