They hopped on a boat, dancing up a storm in their bikinis, while Kim called her husband. They disembarked to find a dance party, and danced some more, except for Kim. They invited cute Latin guys to come up to the restaurant with them, while Kim broke down in tears at the thought of women dancing with other women and not their husbands.
But then there was a scary moment where one of the men they invited back to the house got aggressive and shoved Tammy, his own aunt, to the floor. That was it. Kim was on a flight home.
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