Manhattan Pied-à-terre

New York, New York
Real Housewives of
Atlanta
season
12
| episode(s)
3-4
If Andy Cohen were to host a Bravo Pride float and fill it with Bravolebrities and he didn’t include at least three sets of people who have beef with each other, it would be a dereliction of duty. What housewife doesn’t want to cloak herself in righteousness and declare on Instagram Live that she is putting her enmity aside to be here for “the LGBT”?

The lucky lady this year is Cynthia, who is positioned high on the float, above NeNe who, just days earlier, had called her “weak” on a podcast. For her part, NeNe showed up late and tried her best to ignore Cynthia. The friend breakup does bother one person, and that person is Marlo.

So she puts on her best sequined jumpsuit and meets NeNe at The Boathouse to ask her to apologize to Cynthia. It was a no.

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