The lucky lady this year is Cynthia, who is positioned high on the float, above NeNe who, just days earlier, had called her “weak” on a podcast. For her part, NeNe showed up late and tried her best to ignore Cynthia. The friend breakup does bother one person, and that person is Marlo.
So she puts on her best sequined jumpsuit and meets NeNe at The Boathouse to ask her to apologize to Cynthia. It was a no.
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Cynthia, and her cheekbones, have brought the gals to Barcelona so they can help her check off all the items on 50 Cent’s Birthday Bucket List. Her fatal mistake, however, was booking an Airbnb. The Peaches hate this so much that, as they are leaving after one night to check into a hotel instead, they yell “Bye mildew!”.
What better reason to go to Hawaii than to celebrate your soon-to-be ex-husband’s birthday? Cynthia Bailey can’t think of one, so off we go on a couple’s trip. As the whole party jetted around on a speedboat, talk turned to divorce.
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The world didn’t know it at the time, but Peter and Cynthia’s marriage was in its final stages. That desperation may explain why Peter surprised his wife by inviting her sister Mallory, a woman who once tried to cancel their wedding by hiding the marriage certificate, to his homeland.
We knew this trip was fated to be wild when Shamea gave a tour of the rooms wearing a gold bikini and heels. Kim Fields, who had never been away from her family for more than a night, was not ready. The rest of the women were just pumped to have childcare and a suitcase full of macramé cover-ups.
Claudia hosts this trip because she wants to share her love of Zen spirituality with the other Peaches. Best of luck! This is a group of women who have recently embarked on Friend Group Therapy. There is hope though, because NeNe is not coming along. The first stop is a detox.
In a bid to become a full-time housewife, Demetria McKinney, and her rich boyfriend Roger Bobb, fly all the women to Puerto Rico to see her concert. But one season wonder Claudia Jordan is the star of the trip as the newbie who finally comes for NeNe.
The bus is leaving for Savannah at 11am. Naturally, only two wives show up before 12:30. Around 1:30pm, NeNe, who reserved the bus, goes home to pray, “Lord, I know you are not putting me on the road with these bitches. Please help me not to kill someone today.”
The bus is leaving for Savannah at 11am. Naturally, only two wives show up before 12:30. Around 1:30pm, NeNe, who reserved the bus, goes home to pray, “Lord, I know you are not putting me on the road with these bitches. Please help me not to kill someone today.”
Everyone knows the best way to get from Atlanta to Las Vegas is to fly to LA, rent a bus, and drive four hours to the strip. Unless you are NeNe, the host, who arranges to fly first class from LA. The other women let it slide, because she is starring on a sitcom and therefore the most famous person on the cast.