This trip to Mexico is in celebration of placing in her first fitness competition, so the other Garden State gals present her with a gold and diamond necklace that says “strong”. Everyone chips in, but Jennifer waits until the gift is unveiled to share her opinion that it is ugly, and her jeweler brother would have done better.
Margaret shares a critique of her own: Jennifer’s lip-liner makes her mouth look like a monkey’s as$%*ole. Jennifer, proud practitioner of the I-know-you-are-but-what-am-I school, screeches loudly enough for the entire resort to hear, “A monkey’s as$%*ole you want to suck!”
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There can only be one Punta Princess, as Kathy Wakile points out, but both Teresa and her sister-in-law Melissa Gorga want the title. An argument could be made that Melissa deserves the crown solely for the way she hung her head out the airport van window and hollered at the men who, having just landed in the country were now peeing on the side of the highway, “Have some claaaaaaaass!” On the first day’s boat trip, Melissa and Teresa, and their respective Joes, have a tense pose-off in their bikinis.
Poor Albert Manzo. Any travel agent can tell you, there is a difference between a trip and a vacation and Albert is not on a vacation. Despite his wife Caroline assuring him it would be just the two of them, here he is escorting her elderly parents up a mountain and babysitting the screaming Giudice children about a cruise ship.