Isle of Palms Manor

Isle of Palms, South Carolina
Real Housewives of
Atlanta
season
13
| episode(s)
8-11
The Isle of Palms is all bucolic coastal charm, but inside the mansion it’s wild. Firstly, there are so many women. Too many, if you believe the contingent who is mad that Kenya’s baby Brooklyn and her nanny are along too. Plenty of things went on, but this trip will be remembered for Kandi’s dungeon party in bride-to-be Cynthia’s honor.

Kandi was the “mistress”, the women were decked out in costumes from Kandi’s dungeon tour, and Bolo the stripper was so well endowed that it caused the women to scream in delight. What happened when Porsha invited Bolo back after the cameras went down?

The world may never know, but Inspector Kenya was on the case and Tanya fell apart under questioning, admitting that she spent the night in Porsha’s room and implicating herself in a threesome.

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