Hotel Indigo

New Orleans, Louisiana
Real Housewives of
Atlanta
season
13
| episode(s)
14-16
There is a pandemic and a hurricane, but the Peaches are going to do their best to enjoy the Crescent City. Drew Sidora flies everyone (except Kandi, who is arriving later by car) in a private jet and arranges for the ladies to be greeted at the hotel by a brass band and po’ boy sandwiches.

Porsha and Marlo have been on the outs, but they are healed by a quick chat after dance class because, as Porsha points out, it’s a sacred twerking space.

Well, maybe not completely healed, because Marlo then brings it up again at dinner with New Orleans legend Big Freedia, who weighs in to tell her to let it go, to which Marlo agrees and then storms out.

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