Each morning at 11am, Aya paces nervously in front of the van, eyeing the front door of the Tokyo Hilton with a rising sense of panic and worrying that the women will be late for whatever temple tour or geisha performance she has thoughtfully arranged.
To add to the confusion, none of Marlo’s luggage arrives, so she is making do with borrowed clothes and an unsecured wig. These ladies might not be punctual, but they are sensational, as the crowd in a Shinjuku karaoke bar learned when Kandi sang along to her own Xscape hit and dominated the mic.
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Kenya Moore is one of the most beautiful, vivacious, and witty creatures to ever grace a reality television program, and on this trip she is desperately trying to get married to a human thumb of a man named Walter. Even worse, she plans to goad him into eloping by flirting with Phaedra’s husband Apollo right in front of everyone.
Housewife trips have been described in many ways: scary, wild, booze-soaked, contentious, from hell, etc. South Africa is probably the only one that could be described as moving. Sure, there were catered lunches out in the wildlife park, and safari rides to let the women ogle beautiful animals (not to mention flummox their guide by asking where the Indian tigers are), but the highlight was visiting a nearby orphanage.
As Cynthia’s bachelorette weekend kicks off, there is one question on everybody’s lips: What happened on that bus? Kim Zolciak and NeNe Leakes almost came to blows aboard Kandi’s tour bus because NeNe called Kim’s assistant Sweetie a “slave.” Instead of greeting the bride, they stand in the driveway of notorious Miami creep Thomas Kramer’s Star Island home bickering while Kim smokes.