Polly’s property is gorgeous actually, so breathtaking that Jen is moved to tell Polly that she enjoys a similar sunset from her own home, perched on the highest hill in Paramus. This is the moment Margaret decided she hated Jen, and she has never waivered all these seasons later.
Her hate was further solidified when Jen revealed that she does a “bag check” on her nanny every day to make sure she doesn’t get away with the silver. But all of Jen’s money can’t buy her first prize in the cow beauty contest, which goes to Jackie.
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There can only be one Punta Princess, as Kathy Wakile points out, but both Teresa and her sister-in-law Melissa Gorga want the title. An argument could be made that Melissa deserves the crown solely for the way she hung her head out the airport van window and hollered at the men who, having just landed in the country were now peeing on the side of the highway, “Have some claaaaaaaass!” On the first day’s boat trip, Melissa and Teresa, and their respective Joes, have a tense pose-off in their bikinis.
Poor Albert Manzo. Any travel agent can tell you, there is a difference between a trip and a vacation and Albert is not on a vacation. Despite his wife Caroline assuring him it would be just the two of them, here he is escorting her elderly parents up a mountain and babysitting the screaming Giudice children about a cruise ship.