Camper Van

Napa Valley, California
Real Housewives of
New Jersey
season
4
| episode(s)
14-17
A gorgeous RV trip up the California coastline, stopping to surf and paddle canoes, and ending in wine country. Who wouldn’t love it? Well, Joe Giudice for one, because it takes him away from whoever was on the other end of that infamous vineyard phone call that his “bitch wife” interrupted, and his bitch wife, because it means she has to pretend to like her cousin Kathy’s company.

Caroline turns fifty on the last night, and her children set up a beautiful magic hour dinner outside amongst the grapes. She sits at the head of the table, facing the production equipment. After dinner, as the men’s cigars have been lit, Caroline and Teresa have their final showdown as Housewives.

Caroline takes Teresa to task for planting stories about the rest of the cast in In Touch, calling her a disgrace with an “off-the-boat mentality.” Teresa denies this, just as Joe Giudice pipes up, “so what?”

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