Boca Raton Villa

Boca Raton, Florida
Real Housewives of
New Jersey
season
6
| episode(s)
10-11
Season six is known amongst RHONJ fans as “that season with the twins”, spoken of in a hushed whisper, the way one would discuss a shameful family secret before sweeping it under the rug. This getaway is as bifurcated as the season, with Teresa, Jacqueline, and Kathy staying home while Dina Manzo, twins Nicole and Teresa (yes, one Teresa was not Italian enough), Melissa, and Amber Marchese going along with their plus ones.

Dina scores them a beautiful house to make big Italian meals in, but Jim Marchese is functionally incapable of enjoying himself. He starts by interfering in Nicole’s relationship, picking at Bobby for not marrying her, and then once he’s gotten everyone riled, he drops the bomb that he heard a rumor Teresa’s husband Rino once slept with the twins’ mother, Santa.

Ah Marone! Dina invites the Marcheses to leave, and once the season ends, Nicole drops Bobby back at the Dunkin’ where she found him.

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