Blue Ridge Chalet

Blue Ridge Mountains
Real Housewives of
Atlanta
season
14
| episode(s)
10-11
Marlo and Kenya hate each other. They also love each other. They were both rejected by their mothers as little girls, and they can’t stop poking at each other's psychic pain, nor can they walk away from each other.

It’s Marlo’s trip and Kenya, who wants to bring Brooklyn with her, is staying at a hotel and not at the house. Marlo cannot take this rejection and declares at dinner that if Kenya does not make it to breakfast at the house the next morning, then she is off the trip.

Kenya makes it in time, but that doesn’t stop the two women from arguing in the driveway for an hour and a half, as everyone else just waits to get to the next shooting location.

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