This is no way to get a good review on your Airbnb profile. Later, she hits her head so hard on the dinner table that the paramedics are called. Luann takes her to an AA meeting, stopping on the way back to take selfies in front of her Cabaret poster.
This makes her late for dinner, prompting Bethenny to proclaim, in front of God and every lobster pop tart at Barton G, that “life is not a cabaret!” The winner of the trip? Ramona, who invites her ex Mario and a date to a swanky party.
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Satchels of gold, satchels of gold. Bethenny Frankel, the first truly famous Housewife, was ascendent this season, her feud with ex-friend Jill Zarin and her pregnancy belly both burgeoning. You might even say that she was “up here” and Kelly Bensimon was “down here.” And thus the scene was set for Scary Island.