Heather calls Bethenny a know-it-all, only for Bethenny to proudly agree. Luann interrupts Ramona, Bethenny, and Sonja screaming about whether or not Sonja is an alcoholic to offer them her eggs a la française.
The crescendo is Luann, a woman who in present-day is touring with a cabaret entitled “Marry F Kill”, throwing a fit about how gauche it is to say the F word only to find herself, maybe twelve hours later, standing in the kitchen wearing only a bikini and sunglasses, croaking that Heather needs to “be cool.”
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Satchels of gold, satchels of gold. Bethenny Frankel, the first truly famous Housewife, was ascendent this season, her feud with ex-friend Jill Zarin and her pregnancy belly both burgeoning. You might even say that she was “up here” and Kelly Bensimon was “down here.” And thus the scene was set for Scary Island.