Everyone has a reason to be mad at Heather on this trip, and they are all different reasons, but really they are all mad about the 55 million dollars. When they aren’t seething with jealousy, the women go parasailing, they do overzealous pool workouts, and they order a toothbrush from the front desk for Shannon, who has not brushed her teeth in four days.
Vicki shows up unexpectedly to harangue Jenn for leaving her husband and then break down crying because checks notes: the women are being mean to each other. The nerve! No wonder she is the OG.
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It was a girls weekend. A weekend for the girls. And Tamra’s husband Simon. And Gretchen’s boyfriend Slade. And Alexis’ chin-challenged husband Jim Bellino.
Gretchen is keen to enjoy some of San Francisco’s fine dining, but unfortunately, she has brought along Alexis Bellino, a woman who thinks a rare and expensive dish is called a “delicatessen.”
Later seasons of Housewives would be invited to stay in opulent hotels in far-flung locations, but on this trip to Vegas, the ladies are staying off the strip. Seventeen miles off the strip, in Red Rock.
In 2007, every single person living in Orange County, California was “in real estate” (unless, of course, they were in energy drinks) and so it’s to be expected that before the gals even reached San Diego, Jeana Keough and Vicki Gunvalson are barking at each other across the limo about a security deposit.