It means I’m having a breakdown.” Okay, have fun with that Sean! Meanwhile, Elizabeth is upset because Braunwyn looked up her financial records. And Kelly is just upset because she is the only person in the house who knows how to cook. There are some kayaking shenanigans that leave Kelly and Gina as wet as drowned rats.
Kelly calls her boyfriend to talk smack about Braunwyn over the phone, while Braunwyn is literally three feet away, and then lowers her voice and says “I think she heard me”. You think, Kelly? But the most emotional moment comes when Elizabeth collapses in a heap during a nature walk, and spills the details of her childhood growing up in a cult as Braunwyn cradles her.
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Later seasons of Housewives would be invited to stay in opulent hotels in far-flung locations, but on this trip to Vegas, the ladies are staying off the strip. Seventeen miles off the strip, in Red Rock.
In 2007, every single person living in Orange County, California was “in real estate” (unless, of course, they were in energy drinks) and so it’s to be expected that before the gals even reached San Diego, Jeana Keough and Vicki Gunvalson are barking at each other across the limo about a security deposit.