"Thomas Kramer's" House

Miami Beach, Florida
Real Housewives of
Atlanta
season
3
| episode(s)
15
As Cynthia’s bachelorette weekend kicks off, there is one question on everybody’s lips: What happened on that bus? Kim Zolciak and NeNe Leakes almost came to blows aboard Kandi’s tour bus because NeNe called Kim’s assistant Sweetie a “slave.” Instead of greeting the bride, they stand in the driveway of notorious Miami creep Thomas Kramer’s Star Island home bickering while Kim smokes.

And that’s only the first five minutes of the least celebratory bachelorette in history. First, there is a concert where Kim sings ‘Tardy for the Party’ to open for Kandi. Then Cynthia walks in a swimwear show that she is not only not excited for, but needs to do in order to pay for her wedding now that Peter’s lounge has closed. It’s dour.

Cynthia breaks down in tears when Kandi asks if she is going to go on a honeymoon. She almost leaves before the strippers, but just because the marriage is doomed doesn't mean you shouldn’t enjoy seeing some of Phaedra’s clients drop their trousers.

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