The Resort at Paws Up

Greenough, Montana
Real Housewives of
New York
season
6
| episode(s)
15-17
Poor Kristen Taekman, she was never ready to play hostess to such pampered New Yorkers. The Resort at Paws Up has so much beauty to offer: spacious blue skies to gaze at, roaming cattle to wrangle, knickering horses to ride, sparkling streams to fish in, but no butlers or cabana boys to sexually harass.

A tragic mistake. When she heard the cast trip was to Montana, Aviva spontaneously developed moderate to severe asthma and a cow allergy, but everyone else had to go and throw axes with a seven-foot-tall cowboy.

Surprisingly, it’s tomboy Heather who has the most to say, mocking Kristen for crying all the way down the mountain while repelling and organizing a mutiny when she tries to subject the girls to the abject torture that is Geocaching.

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