Shannon ends her birthday trip bent over and crying, begging for relief in the form of an emergency enema delivered by Katie (who, it must be said, is wearing a very chic blazer). It’s no wonder Shannon is going through it this trip.
Heather and Tamra refuse to get off her back about discussing her DUI on Jeff Lewis, and her daughters visit from Paris looking cosmopolitan and sounding hungover. In other news, Jenn, resplendent in the cutest casual outfit you ever did see, finally lets Tamra have it and, honestly? She eats Tamra up.
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It was a girls weekend. A weekend for the girls. And Tamra’s husband Simon. And Gretchen’s boyfriend Slade. And Alexis’ chin-challenged husband Jim Bellino.
Gretchen is keen to enjoy some of San Francisco’s fine dining, but unfortunately, she has brought along Alexis Bellino, a woman who thinks a rare and expensive dish is called a “delicatessen.”
Later seasons of Housewives would be invited to stay in opulent hotels in far-flung locations, but on this trip to Vegas, the ladies are staying off the strip. Seventeen miles off the strip, in Red Rock.
In 2007, every single person living in Orange County, California was “in real estate” (unless, of course, they were in energy drinks) and so it’s to be expected that before the gals even reached San Diego, Jeana Keough and Vicki Gunvalson are barking at each other across the limo about a security deposit.