The Lutetia

Paris, France
Real Housewives of
Beverly Hills
season
3
| episode(s)
15-17
It’s the city of love and models. Brandi and Yolanda jog along the Seine and remember what it was like to be young and gorgeous, walking the catwalk. Kyle and Mauricio write their name on a lock and snap it shut on the Love Lock Bridge, ensuring that they will be together for several more seasons.

Sister drama returns when Kim is an hour late for a cooking class and Kyle has to check on her, flashing back to every time she has ever fallen off the wagon.

Lisa tries to joke that Kim may have taken a sleeping pill, Kim bursts into tears, and everyone is late for their date to stir cherries and cry about how the ducks they are cooking used to be alive.

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