Sonja Morgan, mistress of a crumbling townhouse and self-proclaimed bottom, is a drunken menace this trip. The first evening starts out all right, as the ladies dress for a leather and latex dinner that would have gotten them drummed out of the Massachusetts Bay Colony.
Leah and Eboni get matching tattoos in honor of their grandmothers, both recently departed. Friend-of Bershan and Sonja argue over whether the women are boring old ladies and Sonja settles the question by making the fight a physical one.
On the last night, the women visit a medium who consults the spirit realm and relays the message that Sonja needs professional therapy.
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"Presidio Del Mar"
St. John, U.S. Virign Islands
season
3
episode(s)
12
Satchels of gold, satchels of gold. Bethenny Frankel, the first truly famous Housewife, was ascendent this season, her feud with ex-friend Jill Zarin and her pregnancy belly both burgeoning. You might even say that she was “up here” and Kelly Bensimon was “down here.” And thus the scene was set for Scary Island.