The Farm is tranquil, steeped in nature, and meat and alcohol free. Normally this isn’t the recipe for good Housewives drama, but it clears the way for Phaedra and Claudia to have an intimate breakfast and finally open up to each other about their failed marriages.
Also, Kandi falls asleep in a yoga class, despite looking far too uncomfortable to drift off! It’s dubious whether a trip with this amount of booty shake-offs and “thot” photo shoots in front of crater lake can be described as zen, but the women definitely went deep with each other.
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Marlo Hampton is Fashion and Labels. Her brand is Brands. And she is bereft at the state of Shamari Fears’ wardrobe and won’t let her come to breakfast until she can dress her up. It’s a rainy Florida day and this is, without a doubt, the most accomplished group of Housewives, so naturally they decide on a talent contest.
Cynthia, and her cheekbones, have brought the gals to Barcelona so they can help her check off all the items on 50 Cent’s Birthday Bucket List. Her fatal mistake, however, was booking an Airbnb. The Peaches hate this so much that, as they are leaving after one night to check into a hotel instead, they yell “Bye mildew!”.
What better reason to go to Hawaii than to celebrate your soon-to-be ex-husband’s birthday? Cynthia Bailey can’t think of one, so off we go on a couple’s trip. As the whole party jetted around on a speedboat, talk turned to divorce.
Housewives are famous for their feuds. It’s what the whole franchise is built on. But no feud has ever been nastier than Phaedra vs. Kenya, who hated each other from the start. And yet, even they managed to come together to give some kids from Flint a good time at camp.
The world didn’t know it at the time, but Peter and Cynthia’s marriage was in its final stages. That desperation may explain why Peter surprised his wife by inviting her sister Mallory, a woman who once tried to cancel their wedding by hiding the marriage certificate, to his homeland.
We knew this trip was fated to be wild when Shamea gave a tour of the rooms wearing a gold bikini and heels. Kim Fields, who had never been away from her family for more than a night, was not ready. The rest of the women were just pumped to have childcare and a suitcase full of macramé cover-ups.
In a bid to become a full-time housewife, Demetria McKinney, and her rich boyfriend Roger Bobb, fly all the women to Puerto Rico to see her concert. But one season wonder Claudia Jordan is the star of the trip as the newbie who finally comes for NeNe.
The bus is leaving for Savannah at 11am. Naturally, only two wives show up before 12:30. Around 1:30pm, NeNe, who reserved the bus, goes home to pray, “Lord, I know you are not putting me on the road with these bitches. Please help me not to kill someone today.”
The bus is leaving for Savannah at 11am. Naturally, only two wives show up before 12:30. Around 1:30pm, NeNe, who reserved the bus, goes home to pray, “Lord, I know you are not putting me on the road with these bitches. Please help me not to kill someone today.”
Everyone knows the best way to get from Atlanta to Las Vegas is to fly to LA, rent a bus, and drive four hours to the strip. Unless you are NeNe, the host, who arranges to fly first class from LA. The other women let it slide, because she is starring on a sitcom and therefore the most famous person on the cast.