They rode mechanical bulls so slowly that not a single clip-in extension was disturbed. They hit up a dance hall and Alexis, a woman Tamra famously nicknamed Jesus Jugs, says yes to a boot scoot around the floor with lesbian friend-of Fernanda.
She makes it clear in her talking head that Jesus will not be mad about her dancing with a woman who offered to “be the man”, because the ultimate fate of Fernanda’s soul is not her problem. Amen to that! Later, in the limo, Alexis and Peggy’s friendship will unravel on account of a few snide remarks about whose lips are bigger.
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Later seasons of Housewives would be invited to stay in opulent hotels in far-flung locations, but on this trip to Vegas, the ladies are staying off the strip. Seventeen miles off the strip, in Red Rock.
In 2007, every single person living in Orange County, California was “in real estate” (unless, of course, they were in energy drinks) and so it’s to be expected that before the gals even reached San Diego, Jeana Keough and Vicki Gunvalson are barking at each other across the limo about a security deposit.