On a shopping trip, Erin shows off a pic of her husband’s penis and Jenna reveals that she is blessed with straight pubes. Racquel brings the group to her favorite beach and Ubah freaks out at the sight of a dead pigeon, declaring that such a thing would never be found at one of the “gringo” beaches.
Then, it’s a night of arguing and fourth wall breaking when Ubah insinuates that Brynn slept her way to the top, Brynn retaliates by asking how Ubah could say such a thing when she knows Brynn is a victim of sexual assault, and then all heck breaks loose as Ubah swears she has no idea about Brynn’s trauma.
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Satchels of gold, satchels of gold. Bethenny Frankel, the first truly famous Housewife, was ascendent this season, her feud with ex-friend Jill Zarin and her pregnancy belly both burgeoning. You might even say that she was “up here” and Kelly Bensimon was “down here.” And thus the scene was set for Scary Island.