They might be the lucky ones though, because their Presidential Suite in the Mojave Desert is very slick. Insurance enthusiast Vicki tries to teach the other wives to play Blackjack but Gretchen Rossi, a woman who wakes in the morning with pageant hair and make-up, pretends not to understand simply to make Vicki crazy. It works.
Gretchen continues making Vicki lose her mind in ways both inventive and banal. While out by the pool, she blows the “hottie whistle” repeatedly. What is a hottie whistle? As Gretchen explains it, it is a whistle one blows when they are a hottie. Ultimately, nothing gets under Vicki’s skin as much as Gretchen ordering a dirty martini, Vicki’s “signature drink” for herself.
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Gretchen is keen to enjoy some of San Francisco’s fine dining, but unfortunately, she has brought along Alexis Bellino, a woman who thinks a rare and expensive dish is called a “delicatessen.”
In 2007, every single person living in Orange County, California was “in real estate” (unless, of course, they were in energy drinks) and so it’s to be expected that before the gals even reached San Diego, Jeana Keough and Vicki Gunvalson are barking at each other across the limo about a security deposit.