Parrot Key Hotel & Villas

Key West, Florida
Real Housewives of
Orange County
season
14
| episode(s)
17-19
Thank goodness the women are split into two different villas (and two different cars) because Vicki and Kelly are not speaking, and when they are speaking they are screaming. With the Tres Amigas of Tamra, Shannon, and Vicki (and sometimes Gina) on one team, they are given the moniker of Senior Citizen Team.

Fair enough, they do pass around one pair of reading glasses when it comes time to read the menu, but when the under 50s go to bed early, Shannon, Tamra, and Vicki go skinny dipping in the hotel pool.

Tamra, whose body seems to get tighter and bouncier with every birthday that brings her closer to 60, screams “CANNONBALL!” so, of course, the hotel security is called. And, of course, Vicki twists her ankle running from the law and is taken away in an ambulance, laughing the whole way.

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