Fair enough, they do pass around one pair of reading glasses when it comes time to read the menu, but when the under 50s go to bed early, Shannon, Tamra, and Vicki go skinny dipping in the hotel pool.
Tamra, whose body seems to get tighter and bouncier with every birthday that brings her closer to 60, screams “CANNONBALL!” so, of course, the hotel security is called. And, of course, Vicki twists her ankle running from the law and is taken away in an ambulance, laughing the whole way.
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It was a girls weekend. A weekend for the girls. And Tamra’s husband Simon. And Gretchen’s boyfriend Slade. And Alexis’ chin-challenged husband Jim Bellino.
Gretchen is keen to enjoy some of San Francisco’s fine dining, but unfortunately, she has brought along Alexis Bellino, a woman who thinks a rare and expensive dish is called a “delicatessen.”
Later seasons of Housewives would be invited to stay in opulent hotels in far-flung locations, but on this trip to Vegas, the ladies are staying off the strip. Seventeen miles off the strip, in Red Rock.
In 2007, every single person living in Orange County, California was “in real estate” (unless, of course, they were in energy drinks) and so it’s to be expected that before the gals even reached San Diego, Jeana Keough and Vicki Gunvalson are barking at each other across the limo about a security deposit.