Le Blanc Spa Resort

Cabo San Lucas, Mexico
Real Housewives of
Orange County
season
16
| episode(s)
7-9
Uh-oh. One season wonder Noella Bergener wasn’t even supposed to be invited on this cast trip. Heather did not want her along after she gave her daughter an LGBT+-themed card game that was inappropriate for a minor. But Gina begged Fancy Pants to reconsider and promised to be on Noella duty, running interference.

Unsurprisingly this was a thankless job! So while Heather was busy touring an eight-million-dollar lot overlooking the Sea of Cortez, and trying to convince Terry via FaceTime that he should buy it and put a seven-million-dollar house on it, Emily let Noella know that Gina had vouched for her. Whoops.

Now it’s Heather vs. Noella for real, and Heather plays the trump card: reading aloud from the card game and it’s absolute filth.

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