Heather arranges a relaxing canoeing trip on the lake and Carole manages to catch a sunfish. Kristen, meanwhile, catches hands. Or rather, she gets a split lip when Ramona whips a wine glass at her face in retaliation for splashing her. Nurse Luann declares that no stitches are needed and the fun continues with a visit from an Elvis impersonator that gets Kristen hot and bothered.
Ramona apologizes to Kristen, explaining that her father was abusive and they lived in the Berkshires, so she is having flashbacks. Then she asks for a ride to the airport, where her friend has a prop plane waiting, and flies off, happy as a clam, to go to Molly Sims' Hamptons party.
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Satchels of gold, satchels of gold. Bethenny Frankel, the first truly famous Housewife, was ascendent this season, her feud with ex-friend Jill Zarin and her pregnancy belly both burgeoning. You might even say that she was “up here” and Kelly Bensimon was “down here.” And thus the scene was set for Scary Island.