Grecian Oikos

Greece
Real Housewives of
Beverly Hills
season
7
| episode(s)
7-8
One of Kyle Richards most perennial storylines is her insecurity about her gorgeous body. She’s talked openly about having an eating disorder in her youth, and it’s sad that a beautiful woman with every reason to be confident suffers from an ever-present diet culture. Which is why it was so thrilling that Erika’s two-woman trip to perform in Mykonos seemed to be designed, start to finish, to draw Kyle out of her shell.

The house was sexy, Erika’s cliffside performance was a celebration of feminine self-confidence, and it seems that by the time Kyle was enjoying a bowl of pasta as the sun rose after a long night of partying, she finally caught the mood.

Erika insisted Kyle don a monokini and pose with her in an early light photoshoot. Kyle threw off her ever-present cover-up and really got into it. Just two friends, at sun up in Greece, being confident and fabulous. If only every woman could have a latex-clad fairy godmother like Erika.

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