Grand Hyatt Baha Mar

Nassau, The Bahamas
Real Housewives of
Beverly Hills
season
9
| episode(s)
3-4
Dorit generously shares the Chairman’s suite with Lisa Vanderpump, keeping her close enough so that she can slide that knife right in between her ribs. Puppygate, the ludicrous fight that brought down Lisa Vanderpump, the one about who may have tipped off Radar Online that Dorit’s Vanderpump dog, Lucy Lucy Apple Juice, ended up in a kill shelter, is just about to jump off.

But first, the ladies speed across the bay to a private island, where they discuss their adopted children over a couples massage and coerce Denise Richards into doing a Bond Girl walk out of the ocean.

Denise rightly pointed out that Christmas Jones, the scientist she played in The World is Not Enough, never sauntered out of the sea in a bikini, but if so that can only be because the producers hadn’t seen this footage.

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