This is Canadian cutie Lydia’s trip, and she had no idea it would get so raunchy. Helpfully, Alexis kicked everything off by gifting her a Swarovski bible to brandish as a totem against evil. If there is one thing we all know about God, it’s that He respects bling.
In the end, Lauri fizzled, mumbling that maybe the three people she saw in Vicki’s bed might have been watching a movie, but that didn’t stop Vicki from screeching, “I have never been with multiple partners in my LIFE!”
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It was a girls weekend. A weekend for the girls. And Tamra’s husband Simon. And Gretchen’s boyfriend Slade. And Alexis’ chin-challenged husband Jim Bellino.
Gretchen is keen to enjoy some of San Francisco’s fine dining, but unfortunately, she has brought along Alexis Bellino, a woman who thinks a rare and expensive dish is called a “delicatessen.”
Later seasons of Housewives would be invited to stay in opulent hotels in far-flung locations, but on this trip to Vegas, the ladies are staying off the strip. Seventeen miles off the strip, in Red Rock.
In 2007, every single person living in Orange County, California was “in real estate” (unless, of course, they were in energy drinks) and so it’s to be expected that before the gals even reached San Diego, Jeana Keough and Vicki Gunvalson are barking at each other across the limo about a security deposit.