"Erin's" House

The Hamptons, New York
Real Housewives of
New York
season
15
| episode(s)
3-5
What constitutes a “remodel?” Who can say, really? Has Erin’s kitchen been remodeled, as she claims? Or is this a new island and fixtures? Or, perhaps, this is not a freshening up, but the final steps of a Ship of Theseus style rebuild in which the original parts of the house are all slowly replaced?

A new butter dish here, swap the position of the paper towel roll there, and voilà! A remodeled kitchen! One thing that was different for sure? The snacks. They’re plentiful. Erin puts out a charcuterie board that would make even a SLC Housewife blush.

She keeps it going with a Shabbat dinner complete with Jenna’s homemade pavlova, in which Erin hides plastic roaches because she is very good at jokes. It is pretty funny when Ubah runs to throw up, Sai goes to check on her, and then starts puking in the sink Bridesmaids style.

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