

It’s something like that. The blond team of Ramona, Alex, and Sonja are determined to embarrass Luann from the moment they land; Ramona wondering out loud in the car from the airport if the country is safe, Sonja refusing to leave their luggage unsupervised in the driveway of their gated mansion, and Alex stomping around in her Herman Munster shoes (even Louis Vuitton makes mistakes, as Luann says).
In the end, the winner was the prescient fortune teller who told Ramona that one day Mario would cheat on her…

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Satchels of gold, satchels of gold. Bethenny Frankel, the first truly famous Housewife, was ascendent this season, her feud with ex-friend Jill Zarin and her pregnancy belly both burgeoning. You might even say that she was “up here” and Kelly Bensimon was “down here.” And thus the scene was set for Scary Island.