Or perhaps she did and this is what The Custom of the Country is about. Leah McSweeney wants Ramona’s permission to invite her sister on this trip and throws two drunken fits to get it, then behaves even worse once she has used extortion to get her way.
Tinsley nabs a reservation at her friend’s swanky restaurant, only for Ramona, Luann, and Sonja to walk away from the table and throw themselves at a sentient boat shoe named Courtland who is seated at the bar. Tinsley and Leah take offense, and that is how a wad of semolina came to be chucked in full view of the dinner crowd.
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Everyone knows that Ramona Singer loves to celebrate her birthday. Before she started hosting parties for 50 of her closest girlfriends, Sonja treated her to a birthday celebration in Atlantic City, knowing that her first birthday since her divorce from Mario would be tough.
One might think that Jenna Lyons’ choice to fly first while the rest of the apples suffer in coach would make her the villain of the trip. Nope! Not with Erin here. This meeting of the We Hate Erin club kicked off with a lovely boat trip.
Sonja Morgan, mistress of a crumbling townhouse and self-proclaimed bottom, is a drunken menace this trip. The first evening starts out all right, as the ladies dress for a leather and latex dinner that would have gotten them drummed out of the Massachusetts Bay Colony.
This is one of the least aspirational trips a group of Housewives has ever taken. Not because Ramona’s mansion, decked out in an HGTV palette of white and light gray, is not comfortable, or because Ramona’s hospitality manager Michelle is not gracious enough, but because the women fight from the time they arrive to the time they leave, and it’s mostly about their pecking order on a TV show called The Real Housewives of New York City.
Dorinda belligerently argued with every cast member this trip. She was so unpleasant that when she couldn’t make it to dinner one night on account of Montezuma’s Revenge, Luann quipped that “sometimes diarrhea shows up when you need it most.”
Seasons earlier, Sonja Morgan of THE Morgan’s witnessed Kelly Bensimon having a nervous breakdown on Scary Island and compassionately rallied the women around her. Now, Sonja is drunkenly out of control. She offers to give the house manager a…prayerful sexual favor, while simultaneously proclaiming that she had no intention of following through.
Once again it’s a holiday in the Berserkshires, but this time it’s Halloween. Dorinda goes all out: hiring a masseuse and a yoga instructor, booking a private tour of the nearby Morgan mansion, and heating her gorgeous pool so that Ramona can enjoy a swim despite the brisk New England air.
Tinsley Mortimer books a trip to Cartagena, a hip and trendy destination whose charms are lost on the pampered New Yorkers. Poor Tinsley, her thanks is complaining all weekend, but her karma is that everyone else has a terrible time. Carole and Bethenny fight so bitterly their friendship ends.
It’s never quite explained why Skinnygirl pre-mixed margaritas was sending Bethenny to Tequila Mexico to taste premium tequilas for a product that had come to market years earlier, but The Skinnygirl was very clear: this was a work trip and Ramona could not be trusted to act with decorum, so she was excluded on work events.