There were some highlights though: Luann dons a sombrero to do her baritone Marilyn impression, serenading Sonja with Happy Birthday as a restaurant of tourists gawk. Luann (again, the MVP) picks up a couple of guys on the beach and displays a level of game Mystery could only wish for.
Finally, a shaman blesses them before the women rappel into water-filled caves and even Dorinda is calmed enough to let another half hour go before starting another fight.
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Satchels of gold, satchels of gold. Bethenny Frankel, the first truly famous Housewife, was ascendent this season, her feud with ex-friend Jill Zarin and her pregnancy belly both burgeoning. You might even say that she was “up here” and Kelly Bensimon was “down here.” And thus the scene was set for Scary Island.